sorry no skin

In the dead of the night

2009-05-15T09:30:00.000-07:00

In the dead of the night, here i am, in front of my com. Well, blogging.

Blogging is fun. It gives me the space, if u get wad i mean. Smtimes in society, we tell ourselves, to lun/ren/endure wadeva problems dat come to us.

The thing is, we arent bloody ninjas.

I can control my exploding feelings of anger. I can control my words. I can control my emotions. Its something humans are gifted with. But smtimes we juz have to tell ppl our stories.

So we relate them to the keyboard, which relates it to the com and to all the kind ppl who read our blog. Dats wad blogging is for isnt it?

Relax guys will change the blogskin soon...

talking cock the movie

2009-05-06T07:34:00.000-07:00

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LOL! I know its old, but wads a good movie once in a while... Theres no subtitles, if u cant understand dialect den juz try to catch wad they're saying.

napfa seh

2009-05-05T05:29:00.000-07:00

Siao liao la. Tdy NAPFA 5 stations... xP

Wow u noe my 2.4. Those who know me fr last yr u will know i was sm slow shit. K guys, note the "WAS" cos now i ran 11.26 baby!! (I noe its NOT FRIGGIN FAST but lemme enjoy the moment pls^^). Screwed up thing was, i felt a stitch on the second last round and decided to walk. WTF, i know (laugh.... chio....)-.-

Now came 5 stations. The bloody waste of time.

Sit and reach - 44cm
Sit-ups - 43
Standing broad jump - 213 (suxx dis station)
Shuttle Run - 10.8 (ok shit i din bother retaking)
And finally Incline pull-ups - 55 :D

Heheh jason got owned in incline by me muahahah.... K shit lame-.- And tmr learning journey day, if u see the next post with pics uploaded with long stories den the place must be dam interesting. If not, u can expect how much "praises" i will give the museum :D

seeya

MRT proness

2009-04-25T22:48:00.001-07:00

Yo guys.

Check out the guy on top. pro rite. A classic example of how certain singaporeans think they dam cool.

Guess what, ltr still got smmore... this fella went to kiao kar and put BOTH legs on the seats. Next time he should just bring sleeping bag, pillow, bolster etc. Make life so much easier.

P.S Thats me in the red shirt on the reflections^^

stupid fever

2009-04-07T07:12:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, oh yea the man's back.

Tell you what, next time any of u fellas out there have a swimming lesson, the last thing you should ever do, i repeat, EVER, is to jump into the cold morning water without first 'adjusting' your body temperature.

Na beh. Thats what i did, guess what? The rest of the day cant do any shit cos my head was spinning lik siao. I thought it would just be any normal headache so i din really do anythin, and then went to bowl NMC, first few games cannot concentrate, bowl lik 160 or 170 avg. Diu Lei.

And then the next day srsly cannot tahan alr. Went to see doctor and when he measure my temp i was lik WHAT THE F*CK 38.5 DEGREES?!?!?!

Siao, i still gotta bowl leh. So he boh pian, gave me lik 6 packets of tablets + 1 bottle of cough mixture o.O... should hv juz given me a jab that would make things alot easier but nvm, what matters is i recovered liaozzz WOOOTS.

So with this kinda shit happenin i still went to bowl NMC. And i QUALIFIED !!!

Wow im so bloody not gonna talk about my masters all u guys needa know is that i came in 5th last -.-.congrats to Benjamin Hong for bowling a perfect game btw :D

random post (as usual)

2009-04-01T06:22:00.000-07:00

Tdy ar, i swear, make me sibehhh buay song eh. First up, i got to class, where we found the leftover broken broomstick and a few bottles. So what, april fools day, so we filled up one bottle and hanged it above the door. Hopefully, and i said hopefully, it will drop and scare the shit out of sm ppl. Err apparently it didnt, post on failblog any1?

Yea and so the bottle with water, what did we do? No no nvr drink la u shithead, we used it to play softball. Fun rite. Here comes the buay song part. I noticed a few slinters on the edge so i tore them out to smoothen it, or else my hand sure ggxx alr. Then, wilson just had to throw the bottle to jack me, and guess wad? Got cut.... surprise surprise

Buay song part 2. We just jacked the math teacher. Came in and we held a random birthday party for him, and he juz stared bak with the "Err... guys? Wth is going on here?" kinda look. Haha, so we mellowed down in the end and dats when it happened.

Wtf did i do lar srsly... I was walkin back to my seat, and when i turn around to talk to some1, bloody bottlecap fly RIGHT INTO MY EYE DAMMIT. I was right in front of u, for cryin out loud, and u say u were aiming sm1 else but missed? If u see dis kinda shit posted on failblog lik, "aiming fail" dun b surprised u dickhead.

The rest of the day is probably rest at home, and bowled national masters. Lanes dere dam guai lan oso, can bowl 202 followed by 167 wtf?!?! Lol so wtv, tmr will be medium oil, watch out u peoples im gonna own the ass out of y'all MUAHAHAHAH...

Seeyas... (erm people who tend not to get jokes lik john ng and jevin yea i was bloody jking kay)

LAN at 7am next time la shitheads

2009-03-31T04:10:00.000-07:00

Waahhh dam tiring... finally can sit down and start blogging again :D Again a preface warning, sayin my blog sux doesnt fking mean im gonna change anyth, only loser asses would go change their style when ppl tells them their blog sux aft one post. So yea jason/huifu ya got dat?

Whoah, rmb when i said sm ppl organised LAN at 9am? Well yea i found other MORE retarted ppl who were there way b4 9... can u imagine that kinda shit? Who in th right mind would wake up so dam early on a well-deserved sch holiday to play DotA?

And uhuh, we basically dota dota and more dota. Could have played L4D, but sm smart ass decided that FPS motion sickness combined with the idea of zombies was too much and so it was back to dota -.-...

o.O not lik im dam pro in dota, u can say im quite noob haha... But tdy i met sm dam pro players. One guy, underlvled FRIGGIN 7 LVLS BELOW EVERY1 ELSE!!! Based on what i heard, his NA build went lik this...

lvl1 - carapace
lvl2 - stats
lvl3 - carapace
lvl4 - stats
lvl5 - WELL U GET THE BLOODY IDEA

Hey hey, FYI, he got his first impale at lvl 7, how cool is dat? Well, based on obvious reasons that fella got kicked out and i got to join the next game (or maybe he decided to stick to CS but... heck doesnt matter). Yay :)

And so aft picking/randoming heroes, our team went Sand King(me), SA, CM, AM and Bane vs POTM, Lich, SB, QOP and erm well i forgot alr. U can say im quite noob, SK actually become assist hero, 20 assists 2 kills... haiz, bobby+eugene i'll rmb this :@

Now if ure not tired and still bloody enthu bout reading my blog, go get a life, im gonna stop here now. Seeya... :D

my first damn post

2009-03-30T06:52:00.000-07:00

Hi guys :) excuse the no-skin problem... i was too lazy to change so... yea

This my first post so could be quite screwed up ya noe wad i mean. Just gonna put down every single shit thought i have in mind, at least i got smthing to do yea? To those random ppl who just started reading my blog, if u dun mind the language used here then ur welcome to read it anytime, if u wanna come kaopeikaobu bout my bloggin and language den pls do urself a favor, jump out of the bloody window...

Wah, this guy so fierce wan ar? Noo lah... Actual fact im quite a nice guy (wtf who says he isnt a nice guy on blogs??). Ehhs so i start talking bout wad happend to me tdy now?

The dear person who's reading this sentence and this blog right this instant: WTF KNN can u get bloody started alr >:@ >:@
Me: *points finger* kua wa tiong zai jik ki la ni na beh

kays, so tdy was lik, how say, nothin special. wake up, hear my mum daily morning mouth exercise, go school come back... actually wanted to go trng to see jo gettin interviewed tdy... but turned out trng was in fact canceled cos bdiv + cdiv combined too bloody big? come on la...

Lol tdys school was equally screwed up. First thing in the morning meet Mr. Victor Cheng^^, woots dun we all love MATH. Jia sai la. (Mr Cheng if u happen to be reading dis im not sayin ur lousy, ur a good teacher. As in srsly, not everything i put in this blog is sacarstic). Right aft math we had bio, I DIDNT DECORATE CORRIDOR HOW FAGGING COOL IS DAT !!!!

BUT..........

Its not the two subjs above, but CHINESE... CHINESE!!

yea so its chinese, i dunno how many percent of singaporean-chinese kids hate this but... heck go find the dam statistics urself. Tdy, we had to do this presentation, that for god knows why we bloody had to do it. As usual kawah and kernhong came empty-handed with blank looks. Joshua can be counted (he doesnt giv shit bout chinese). And me? I DID MY WORK KAYY... so basically i had to say 2 slides with a script (BLESS THE GUY WHO INVENTED HANYUPINYIN). And dat was when my laoshi started to spam us questions. Im lik, with the "wtf? U askin me?" face and she giv me the usual qianbin look so we basically stoned dere till elton came to the rescue. woots dats y i love project work smtimes...

HAHA so chinese over. GO HOME, YEAAA. diu lei... go home my ass... So aft dat was hist, den SS. oh ya. SS... i forgot do SS homework... ohhh crap :( i gonna go hide lik sm scared mugger... haizz. so basically it was out the class into the corridor to finish worksheet and guessed what, i was enjoying the nice wind when it JUST had to rain. to all those who managed to siam the rain, and to all those who didnt, congrat ur fking lations as there was a well-sheltered lounge corner if u guys realised...

Haiz, im getting a little long winded here, well thnx for reading up to here cos im gonna continue dumbass... XD

K for those who din get pissed off and clicked X, im gonna cont my daily stories o.O So aft i got home, it was slp slp and more slp. yea bennett, richmond hi five. yea tmr holiday so can slp late facebooking? noo gotta do who-knows-for-what-shit english blog (dat was what inspired me to cr8 my own blog in the first place haha).

Therefore I have finished with my essay and narrating my dear thoughts into this precious diary of mine...

"Dear diary,

screw urself, wth would i be writing on you a bloody book when i got a BLOG. In this day and age, go screw up and die im gonna go bak to my com...

Love,
Ju-Yen :D "

well dats bout it for tdy (srsly), gonna go out and 9am tmr 31 march 2009, the faggot who arrange at fagging-ideal-timing-called 9am u know who u are... haha juz jkjk, u can rest easy i just wont kill u tmr